How Bill Gates Counts to Ten

We all know who Bill Gates is, co-founder of the world's largest software company, Microsoft.

Being a successful billionaire you would imagine he's very smart, but just how smart is Bill Gates, just ask him to count to ten.

How Bill Gates counts to ten

Computer maintenance steps comic strip

Computer maintenance steps comic strip

How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers

Here's a great flow chart showing you how to fix a Windows, Apple and Linux computers in two easy steps.

How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers

Which programming language should I learn first?

To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python

To get a website up quickly: PHP

To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.

To really learn to program: C.

To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.

To feel depressed: SQL

To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic

To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.

To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#

To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C

This weeks Blue Screen of Death - You're Screwed

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The Weeks Blue Screen of Death - Why?

Blue Screen of Death Joke

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This weeks Blue Screen of Death - You Scream.

Blue screen of death joke

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Resentful to Microsoft Windows

Window 95 is a 32-bit extension for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition.