Nah nah nah Batman name game.

What's your Batman name?

How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers

Here's a great flow chart showing you how to fix a Windows, Apple and Linux computers in two easy steps.

How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers

Which programming language should I learn first?

To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python

To get a website up quickly: PHP

To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.

To really learn to program: C.

To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.

To feel depressed: SQL

To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic

To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.

To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#

To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C

Woman cant open Java

Woman cant open a jar and some geek (husband) told her to download java, woman looks depressed and neglected by here computer addicted husband.

Computer java joke

Coder Following Instructions Literally

Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Random Binary Numbers Joke

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.