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This weeks Blue Screen of Death - You're Screwed
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The Weeks Blue Screen of Death - Why?
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The weekly Blue Screen of Death image only on Funny Geek Jokes
True computer jargon
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Syntax Error - Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
GUI (pronounced gooey) - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force business people to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Syntax Error - Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
GUI (pronounced gooey) - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force business people to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
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