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How Bill Gates Counts to Ten

We all know who Bill Gates is, co-founder of the world's largest software company, Microsoft.

Being a successful billionaire you would imagine he's very smart, but just how smart is Bill Gates, just ask him to count to ten.

How Bill Gates counts to ten
How Bill Gates counts to ten

Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car’s occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

“I know,” said the Departmental Manager, “Let’s have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.”

“No, no,” said the Hardware Engineer, “That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car’s braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.”

“Well,” said the Software Engineer, “Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.”

Software Testers Light Bulb Joke


How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem.