Bill Gates soft and micro.
Chill out lady's, it's just an old school 3 inch floppy, you should see his 10 MB hard drive
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| Bill Gates micro soft lady's man |
Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
How Bill Gates Counts to Ten
We all know who Bill Gates is, co-founder of the world's largest software company, Microsoft.
Being a successful billionaire you would imagine he's very smart, but just how smart is Bill Gates, just ask him to count to ten.
Being a successful billionaire you would imagine he's very smart, but just how smart is Bill Gates, just ask him to count to ten.
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| How Bill Gates counts to ten |
How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers
Here's a great flow chart showing you how to fix a Windows, Apple and Linux computers in two easy steps.
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| How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers |
Which programming language should I learn first?
To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
To get a website up quickly: PHP
To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
To really learn to program: C.
To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
To feel depressed: SQL
To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C
This weeks Blue Screen of Death - You Scream.
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Resentful to Microsoft Windows
Window 95 is a 32-bit extension for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition.
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