Here a visual of what Microsoft Internet Explorer does to your computers RAM.
Nah, not really, it's just slow and only used for finding other internet browsers.
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Showing posts with label Computer. Show all posts
Fun Google search trick
We all love Google for what they provide i'm sure. When you come across a cool search engine trick it just makes Google that little bit more interesting and creative.
Go to Google and type (zerg rush) and see what happens.
There are lots of fun Google search tricks out there you just need to search!
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| Fun Google search trick |
What video game player type are you?
What type of video gamer are you?
- Lawful Good
- Lawful Neutral
- Lawful Evil
- Neutral Good
- True Neutral
- Neutral Evil
- Chaotic Good
- Chaotic Neutral
- Chaotic Evil
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| Gamer type |
How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers
Here's a great flow chart showing you how to fix a Windows, Apple and Linux computers in two easy steps.
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| How to fix Windows, Apple and Linux computers |
Girls serious gamers
Dear girls: If a guy wants you to learn how to play a game, it means you are most important person in his life and he also needs a healer.
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| Girls play mate |
Woman cant open Java
Woman cant open a jar and some geek (husband) told her to download java, woman looks depressed and neglected by here computer addicted husband.
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| Computer java joke |
How computers are made
Ever wandered how computers are made, its just a case of procreation! Technology found a way to procreate.
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| How computers are made |
Pessimist & Optimist Joke
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest.
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest.
Available updates comic strip
What ever your PC operating system preference, you will always need to update your computer but some aren't always welcomed.
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| Computer updates, funny comic |
True computer jargon
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Syntax Error - Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
GUI (pronounced gooey) - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force business people to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Syntax Error - Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
GUI (pronounced gooey) - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force business people to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Woman & Computers
What’s the difference between a computer and a woman?
A computer will accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
The First Computer Technician Joke
Who was the first computer technician?
Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.
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