Showing posts with label Geeky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Geeky. Show all posts
Star Wars Yoga
It's not surprising that Star Wars Yoga actually exist, I mean why wouldn't it?
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| Star Wars Yoga |
Adobe PDF Update -Funny Geek Joke
Adobe PDF has been almost the exact same program for the last decade, wants to update every freaking day. Funny geek joke.
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| Adobe PDF Update -Funny Geek Joke |
Star Trek yourself with Spock
Spock keeping it real in this cool Star Trek image caption joke.
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| Star Trek yourself with Spock |
Google gravity
You've got to go to the Google Homepage, type 'Google Gravity' then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
Or, you could follow this link, if you're too lazy to do all that.
Or, you could follow this link, if you're too lazy to do all that.
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| Google search tricks |
Fun Google search trick
We all love Google for what they provide i'm sure. When you come across a cool search engine trick it just makes Google that little bit more interesting and creative.
Go to Google and type (zerg rush) and see what happens.
There are lots of fun Google search tricks out there you just need to search!
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| Fun Google search trick |
Star Wars Dark Vader Installs helium instead oxygen
Storm troopers playing joke on Dark Vader replacing the oxygen cylinders for helium.
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| Star Wars comic joke |
Credit to Scott Hilburn http://www.universaluclick.com
What video game player type are you?
What type of video gamer are you?
- Lawful Good
- Lawful Neutral
- Lawful Evil
- Neutral Good
- True Neutral
- Neutral Evil
- Chaotic Good
- Chaotic Neutral
- Chaotic Evil
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| Gamer type |
Which programming language should I learn first?
To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
To get a website up quickly: PHP
To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
To really learn to program: C.
To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
To feel depressed: SQL
To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C
Genius comic chart
A day in the life of a genius. Funny geek comic chart by Grant Sinder for the Red Lemon Club
Credit Grant Snider and Red Lemon Club
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| Genius comic strip |
Albert Einstein could not figure out women
Not even a genius like Albert Einstein could figure out women!
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| Albert Einstein |
Woman cant open Java
Woman cant open a jar and some geek (husband) told her to download java, woman looks depressed and neglected by here computer addicted husband.
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| Computer java joke |
How computers are made
Ever wandered how computers are made, its just a case of procreation! Technology found a way to procreate.
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| How computers are made |
Woman & Nurds
A nurd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nurd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nurd was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice bike?”
The second nurd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ’Take what you want!’
The second nurd nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit.”
The second nurd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ’Take what you want!’
The second nurd nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit.”
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