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Woman & Nurds

A nurd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nurd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nurd was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice bike?”

The second nurd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ’Take what you want!’

The second nurd nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit.”